With apologies to Merle Haggard and “Banana” Lowell Levinger of the Youngbloods, and Gallivan Burwell, who may have accidentally inspired some of this nonsense, it wasn’t his fault. Please read the additional verses below the strip.
We treat women right, here on the River,
And give them all the health care that they need.
We’re proud of all our schools and teachers,
Don’t need your “privatization” and greed.
So we offer you no congratulations
No silly salutations have we sent.
I just came here to assure you
That you ain’t our f****ing president.